Quotes from the Movie A Mighty Wind

Seeing these long lines of fans who want nothing more than to have you sign an autograph, it's like it's 1968... Or '67... Or '66.

Mitch Cohen

You know, 35 years ago, preparing for a concert meant playing "find the cobra" with the hotel chambermaid.

Mitch Cohen

I feel ready for whatever the experience is that we will... take with us after the show. I'm sure it will be... an adventure... a voyage on this... magnificent vessel... into unchartered waters! What if we see sailfish... jumping... and flying across the magnificent orb of a setting sun?

Mitch Cohen

Why didn't somebody follow him? Is there a cockfight arena near here?

Mickey Crabbe

Then there's the kids - we're hearing: "You rock... you rock me... you rock my world!" What?

Mickey Crabbe

He could be lying face down in a ditch! Wouldn't be the first time!

Mickey Crabbe

You could say she was overly protective - I just like to think she cared about me, which she did, a lot. And I was a member of the chess team and whenever we would have chess tournaments I had to wear a protective helmet, I had to wear a football helmet. Now who knows what she was thinking? Maybe she thought that we might have fallen maybe and impaled our heads on a pointy bishop or something, I don't know.

Jonathan Steinbloom

Before we begin tonight's performance I would like to make a brief announcement. I'd like to warn you that some of the floral arrangements at tonight's performance have dangerously low hanging vines and may be poisonous. So please, whatever you do, don't eat 'em and don't become entangled in them or trip, please.

Jonathan Steinbloom

We are Winc. W-I-N-C. Witches In Nature's Colors

Laurie Bohner

Terry and I worship an unconventional deity. The power of another dimension. Now you are not going to read about this dimension in a book or a magazine because it exists nowhere... but in my own mind. Through our ceremonies and rituals we have witnessed the awesome and vibratory power... of color.

Laurie Bohner

I learned to play the ukulele in one of my last films, "Not-So-Tiny Tim".

Laurie Bohner

There was abuse in my family, but it was mostly musical in nature.

Terry Bohner

This is not an occult science. This is not one of those crazy systems of divination and astrology. That stuff's hooey, and you've got to have a screw loose to go in for that sort of thing. Our beliefs are fairly commonplace and simple to understand. Humankind is simply materialized color operating on the 49th vibration. You would make that conclusion walking down the street or going to the store.

Terry Bohner

No, ladies and gentlemen, we don't ride around on broomsticks and wear pointy hats. Well, we don't ride on broomsticks.

Terry Bohner

I worked some bills with a few Folkies, you know, 'Put 'em in a cell with a long hose on him, put 'em in a cell with a long hose on him,' Ha. But if you put him in a cell with a long hose on him, he'd make a lot of friends in the shower room. Heh, heh, heh. Folk audiences hated that joke.

Mike Lafontaine